They're Eating the Dogs...

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"They're eating the dogs!"

"They're eating the cats!"
Exclaimed the Orange Grinch,

 who

   was

     crazy

Like the shit of a bat.

He shouted it far

He shouted it wide

Though Hooey the Parrot

  had 

    already

      said,

"I might could have lied."

"But it's okay to lie

If attention you crave,"

Said Hooey sheepishly,

  with a

    straight

      face

In his own weirdly way.

But the Mayor of Whoville

Was not so impressed,

When the Orange Grinch

  kept 

    on

      going

And his town was distressed

But the people of Whoville

Knew it all wasn't true

And with every new lie,

  they

    saw

      red

And they all turned to blue.