Tuesday, October 1, 2024

They're Eating the Dogs...

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"They're eating the dogs!"
"They're eating the cats!"
Exclaimed the Orange Grinch,
 who
   was
     crazy
Like the shit of a bat.

He shouted it far
He shouted it wide
Though Hooey the Parrot
  had 
    already
      said,
"I might could have lied."

"But it's okay to lie
If attention you crave,"
Said Hooey sheepishly,
  with a
    straight
      face
In his own weirdly way.

But the Mayor of Whoville
Was not so impressed,
When the Orange Grinch
  kept 
    on
      going
And his town was distressed

But the people of Whoville
Knew it all wasn't true
And with every new lie,
  they
    saw
      red
And they all turned to blue.

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